Crunch Bandicoot

Crunch Bandicoot was a "strong" bandicoot and was the older brother of Crash and Coco. He faked being strong starting from The Wrath of Cortex all the way to Mind over Mutant. When you see him lifting weights, he is basically using rubber hands that make him strong for some reason. It is said that he is interested in nutrition. Well, if he is interested in nutrition, then WHY THE FUCK DOES HE NOT EAT HEALTHY FOODS??????!!! IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!! This guy can't even lift a fucking needle. Anyway, he was created by Doctor Neo Cortex, an evil scientist who cares about making love with his "fantastic experiments". In the Wrath of Cortex, he looks like an evil dog that has its ears worn out. After the final boss, he gets brainwashed and says Crash, as if he already knew who he is. Then they take him home and he becomes a new addition in the "Bandicoot Family".Seriously. You're gonna let a big puny shirtless retard in your family because you think he's strong? Hell no! In Crash Twinsanity, he arrives at Crash's "birthday party" holding a cake with candles lit. Are you fucking kidding me? Why the hell does he believe an evil scientist that forced him to fuck animals? In Crash Tag Team Racing, he turned out to be a joke, he was seen doing push-ups and showing his muscles. He's using the freaking rubber muscles again. IN FRONT OF CHILDREN!!!! Nobody wants to see a scary monster at a theme park. I would piss and shit my pants if I'd see that. In Crash of the Titans and Crash: Mind over Mutant, he does nothing but relaxing with the never shutting the fuck up sister, Coco Bandicoot. That's exactly what he should be doing relaxing. Not showing his "muscles" to little kids and acting like he's big and strong. Come on, he's a fake. A big fat chubby fake asshole.