Aku Aku

Aku Aku is the protection mask in the crash Bandicoot series. He is an unintelligent mask who doesn't know jackshit. He doesn't even know his own name. He has an evil brother called Uka Uka. He doesn't know who he is. He is found throughout the Crash games in wooden crates. I guess he was too much of a pussy to let himself free. Anyway, he is basically useless. He doesn't help you at all. And I mean AT ALL!! He jsut follows you around. So what's thee point of having him in the series if he doesn't do anything. He can't speak in the first two games. But starting from Crash 3 and on, he started speaking. But that doesn't change the fact that he does not help at all in the games. Sometimes he tells you clues and hints and all that bullshit. How about HELPING ME WHEN I AM IN FUCKING TROUBLE GODDAMMIT!!!!! Also, why the hell does he have feathers on his head? Is he half bird? His mother is a computer mouse who doesn't communicate with hime because Aku Aku doens;t care about anybody but himsel. In other words, he sucks.