Doctor Neo Cortex

Doctor Neo Cortex is a mental life-wasting evil scientist who does nothing but get it on with his social experiments, aka, his furry animals. In Crash Bandicoot, in the scene where Crash was running from Cortex, you can see Cortex has his arms out stretching towards Crash, as if saying, "Mmm yeah, Crash, your dick looks so hard and tasty, I want to touch and suck on it, and let me get a piece of dat ass too." And Crash is running like, "Oh hell no, I ain't letting some hypocrite sex loving retard suck my dick and fuck me in the ass. You're a maniac." See, Cortex is desperate for the d. He also sucked Nitrus Brio, N. Gin, Ripper Roo, Koala Kong, you name it. It is clear that he is gay, we all know he is, when will Cortex ever tell the truth. Also, why the hell is his big ass head yellow? Did someone take a piss on him, and the piss was so yellow and wet that it stuck to his skin, and it dried leaving the piss stains there? Ewwwwww!!! hat must be the reason why. Another thing you want to point out is he has a big N on his forehead. Cortex says it stands for "nerd". But I say it stands for "n****r". He originally was a black man when he was first born by his black obese mom. His mom abandoned Cortex when he was 6 because she left with a white man to live her life with. We all know what we're thinking of. They're having an orgy in the white man's mansion and everybody is invited. Anyway, he is so small too. You wanna know why, okay. He has a syndrome called Smallititis, it affects your growth and it makes you stay small forever. Damn Cortex, is there anything else you wanna tell us? Like that time when you called your mom a fat bitch? "You better not, or I will shoot your asses with my ray gun", Okay Cortex, calm down. His ray gun does not work at all. I stole it once from his house and tried it, nothing came out. What a fucking lazy ass bastard, can't even make his own invention. Anyway, Cortex is living life in depression, so that is why he fucks his animals daily, because he thinks he will never find a woman that he can make love with all night long.